[0.0] Criminal - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [1.8] Written by:Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass [3.6] A lot of people ask me [7.03] Stupid fuckin questions [10.76] A lot of people think that [12.77] What I say on records [14.37] Or what I talk about on a record [16.77] That I actually do in real life [18.81] Or that I believe in it [22.06] Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that [26.1] Im actually gonna do it [27.88] Or that I believe in it [31.02] Well shit if you believe that [34.04] Then Ill kill you [37.65] You know why [39.39] Cuz Im a [40.01] Criminal [44.56] Criminal [47.07] You God damn right [49.17] Im a criminal [53.59] Yeah Im a criminal [58.59] My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge [60.75] Thatll stab you in the head [62.02] Whether youre a fag or lez [63.29] Or the homosex [64.15] Hermaph or a trans-a-vest [65.18] Pants or dress - hate fags [66.99] The answers yes [67.85] Homophobic [68.05] Nah youre just heterophobic [70.270004] Starin at my jeans [71.0] Watchin my genitals bulgin (ooh ) [72.24] Thats my motherf**kin ***** [73.3] Youd better let go of em [74.479996] They belong in my ******* [75.65] Youll never get hold of em [77.4] Hey its me versace [78.479996] Whoops somebody shot me [79.87] And I was just checkin the mail [81.4] Get it checkin the male [82.45] How many records you expectin to sell [83.96] After your second lp sends you directly to jail [86.8] Cmon -- relax guy [87.76] I like *** men [89.07] Right ken give me an amen (aaa-men ) [91.78] Please lord this boy needs jesus [93.979996] Heal this child help us destroy these demons [96.22] Oh and please send me a brand new car [98.54] And a prostitute while my wifes sick in the hospital [101.31] Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher [103.35] You cant reach me my mom cant neither [105.66] You cant teach me a goddamn thing cause [107.97] I watch tv and comcast cable [110.33] And you aint able to stop these thoughts [112.69] You cant stop me from toppin these charts [115.09] And you cant stop me from droppin each march [117.47] With a brand new cd for these fuckin retards [119.71] Duhhh and to think its just little ol me [122.11] Mr dont give a fuck still wont leave [124.2] Im a criminal [125.19] Cuz every time I write a rhyme [126.3] These people think its a crime [127.41] To tell em whats on my mind [128.67] I guess Im a criminal [130.01] But I dont gotta say a word [131.43] I just flip em the bird [132.4] And keep goin I dont take shit from no one [134.18] Cuz every time I write a rhyme [135.59] These people think its a crime [136.73] To tell em whats on my mind [137.97] I guess Im a criminal [138.98] But I dont gotta say a word [140.56] I just flip em the bird [141.5] And keep goin I dont take shit from no one [143.05] My mother did *** - tar [145.52] Liquor cigarettes and speed [146.35] The baby came out - disfigured [147.32] Ligaments indeed [147.64] It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she [150.57] Dont dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me [152.5] Im a criminal - an animal caged who turned crazed [154.93] But how the fuck you sposed to grow up when you werent raised [157.64] So as I got older and I got a lot taller [159.77] My **** shrunk smaller but my ***** got larger [161.95] I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker [163.93] Than youd wanna fuck me up for sayin the word [166.67] My morals went thhbbpp when the president *** **** [168.79001] *** in his oval office on top of his desk [171.34] Off of his own employee [172.28] Now dont ignore me you wont avoid me [173.98] You cant miss me Im white blonde-haired [175.17] And my nose is pointy [176.31] Im the bad guy who makes fun of people that die [178.45999] In plane crashes and laughs [179.54001] As long as it aint happened to him [181.03] Slim shady Im as crazy as em [182.64] Inem and kim combined - kch the maniacs in [185.46] Replacin the doctor cause dre couldnt make it today [187.67] Hes a little under the weather so Im takin his place [190.01] (mm-mm-mmm ) oh thats dre with an ak to his face [192.77] Dont make me kill him too [194.01] And spray his brains all over the place [195.52] I told you dre [196.32] You shouldve kept that thang put away [197.45999] I guess thatll teach you not to let me play with it eh [199.81] Im a criminal [203.51] Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker [206.49] Get the motherfuckin money and get the fuck up outta there [209.08] (em) aight [209.69] Ill be right here waitin on you [211.29001] (em) aight [212.0] Yo em [212.41] (em) what [213.17] Dont kill nobody this time [214.31] (em) awwright God damn fuck [221.99] (whistling) how you doin [222.9] (teller) hi how can I help you [224.28] (eminem) yeah I need to make a withdrawl [225.58] (teller) okay [226.08] (eminem) put the f**kin money in the bag b**ch [227.79001] And I wont kill you [229.48] (teller) what oh my god dont kill me [231.18] (eminem) Im not gonna kill you b**ch quit lookin around [233.79001] (teller) dont kill me please dont kill me [236.2] (eminem) I said Im not gonna fuckin kill you [237.59] Hurry the fuck up thank you [238.48] Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it [240.05] So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it [242.11] So Ill be disguised in it [243.11] And if anybody identifies the guy in it [244.59] Ill hide for five minutes [246.82] Come back shoot the eyewitness [248.73] Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business [251.39] Die b**ches bastards brats pets [253.69] This puppys lucky I didnt blast his a** yet [255.26] If I ever gave a f**k Id shave my **** [257.66] Tuck my **** inbetween my legs and cluck [259.96] You motherfuckin chickens aint brave enough [262.24] To say the stuff I say so this tape is shut [264.37] Shit half the shit I say I just make it up [267.48] To make you mad so kiss my white naked a** [269.52] And if its not a rapper that I make it as [272.41] I ma be a f**kin ****** in a jason mask