Big Weenie

[0.0] Big Weenie - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
[3.18]
[3.18] I dont understand
[4.69] 我不明白
[4.69] Why are you being so mean
[8.75] 为什么你如此小气
[8.75] Youre mean mean man
[11.25] 你是一个小气的人
[11.25] You are just jealous of me
[12.74] 你就是嫉妒我
[12.74] Cuz you you just cant do what I do
[14.61] 因为你做不了我能做到的事
[14.61] So instead of just admitting it
[15.92] 所以你不承认
[15.92] You walk around and say
[17.11] 仅仅随便走走然后说
[17.11] All kinds of really mean things
[18.3] 所有与我有关的事情都很下流
[18.3] About me cuz youre a meanie a meanie
[21.98] 因为你是一个小人
[21.98] But its only cuz youre
[22.91] 但仅仅是因为
[22.91] Just really jealous of me
[23.98] 你真的是嫉妒我
[23.98] Cuz Im what you want to be
[25.54] 因为我是你想成为的人
[25.54] So you just look like an idiot
[26.96] 所以你看起来像个傻瓜
[26.96] When you say these mean things
[28.53] 当你说这些下流事情的时候
[28.53] Cuz its too easy to see
[29.91] 因为这太容易看出来
[29.91] Youre just a really big weenie big weenie
[33.33] 你就是一个真正的小人
[33.33] Alright listen I need you to focus
[36.34] 听着 我需要你集中精力听着
[36.34] I need you to go dig deep in your mind this is important
[38.7] 我需要你深刻检讨下你自己 因为这很重要
[38.7] We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
[40.78] 我们将要去做一些不同的实验
[40.78] Im going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
[44.26] 你必须暂时忍受一下我
[44.26] Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them
[47.0] 现在我需要你打开你的心灵 闭上你的眼睛
[47.0] You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
[49.75] 在我催眠之下 你现在将会被取代
[49.75] For the next four and a half minutes
[51.75] 在未来的四分半钟
[51.75] We are going to explore into your mind
[53.5] 我们将要去探索下你的心思
[53.5] To find out why youre so f**kin jealous
[55.46] 去弄清楚你为什么如此嫉妒
[55.46] Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo
[56.9] 现在为什么他们发出引人注意的叫声呢
[56.9] Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
[57.46]
[57.46] Psych Im kidding
[59.01] 我在开玩笑
[59.01] I just wanted to see if youre still listenin
[60.95] 我在开玩笑我只是想看看你是否还在听
[60.95] Ok now I need your undivided attention
[63.08] 现在我需要你一心一意
[63.08] Sir I have a question
[64.88] 先生 我有个问题
[64.88] Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
[66.87] 为什么我会常常感觉到这无法否认的不安
[66.87] From the moment that I enter into the room
[69.99] 从我进入到房间那一刻起
[69.99] It gets all quiet and whispers
[71.81] 如此安静 所有人都在低声细语
[71.81] Whenever theres conversation why am I always mentioned
[75.0] 为什么不管什么时候 只要有人说话 都会提到我呢
[75.0] Ive been dying to ask its been itchin at me
[77.99] 我想问问 这让我抓狂
[77.99] Is it just because
[78.74] 难道仅仅是因为
[78.74] You are just jealous of me
[79.74] 你嫉妒我
[79.74] Cuz you you just cant do what I do
[81.36] 因为你做不了我能做到的事
[81.36] So instead of just admitting it
[82.55] 所以你不承认
[82.55] You walk around and say
[83.67] 仅仅随便走走然后说
[83.67] All kinds of really mean things
[84.92] 所有与我有关的事情都很下流
[84.92] About me cuz youre a meanie a meanie
[88.59] 因为你是一个小人
[88.59] But its only cuz youre
[89.53] 但仅仅是因为
[89.53] Just really jealous of me
[90.78] 你真的是嫉妒我
[90.78] Cuz Im what you want to be
[92.33] 因为我是你想成为的人
[92.33] So you just look like an idiot
[93.84] 所以你看起来像个傻瓜
[93.84] When you say these mean things
[95.15] 当你说这些下流事情的时候
[95.15] Cuz its too easy to see
[96.46] 因为这太容易看出来
[96.46] Youre just a really big weenie big weenie
[100.07] 你就是一个真正的小人
[100.07] Alright now I I just flubbed a line
[102.45] 好的现在
[102.45] I was going to say something extremely important
[105.119995] 我要去说一些非常重要的事
[105.119995] But I forgot who or what it was I f**ked up
[107.81] 但我忘记是谁了
[107.81] Psych Im kidding again you idiot no I didnt
[110.3] 我在开玩笑
[110.3] Thats just what you wanted to hear from me
[112.3] 那就是你想从我这打听到的东西
[112.3] Is that I f**ked up aint it
[114.31] 那是我弄糟的吗
[114.31] But I can bust one take without lookin at no paper
[116.79] 但是我不看报纸就会让你难堪
[116.79] It doesnt take a bunch of takes
[118.18] 甚至不需要花太大力气
[118.18] Or me to stand here in this booth all day
[120.11] 我可以整天站在这个电话亭里
[120.11] For me to say the truth ok
[121.48] 让我来告诉你真相吧
[121.48] Youre droolin you have tooth decay
[122.67] 你在流口水 你的牙齿腐烂了
[122.67] Your mouth is open youre disgusting
[123.92] 你的嘴巴张开着 你太让人恶心了
[123.92] What the f**k you eat for lunch
[125.29] 你中午到底吃了什么恶心东西
[125.29] A bunch of sweets or something what
[126.6] 一大堆甜食还是别的什么
[126.6] You munch a bunch of Crunch N Munch
[128.15] 你不停发出咀嚼的嘎嘣声
[128.15] Your tooth is rotten to the gum
[129.46] 你的牙齿已经让口香糖腐蚀了
[129.46] Your breath stinks wanna chew some gum
[130.83] 你想要通过咀嚼口香糖消除口臭吗
[130.83] Yes I do sir what am I on
[132.4] 是的 先生
[132.4] You sir are on chew syrum
[133.59] 你一直在咀嚼口香糖
[133.59] Marshall Im so jealous of you
[134.7] Marshall 我太嫉妒你了
[134.7] Please say you wont tell nobody
[136.27] 请告诉我你不会告诉任何人
[136.27] Id be so embarrassed Im just absolutely terrified
[137.97] 我是如此尴尬 我只是太害怕了
[137.97] That someones gonna find out why Im saying
[140.4] 有的人会发现为什么我会说
[140.4] All these terrible evil and awful mean things
[143.09] 这所有的可怕罪恶卑鄙的事情
[143.09] Its my own insecurity
[144.45999] 这是我自己的事情
[144.45999] You are just jealous of me
[145.95] 你嫉妒我
[145.95] Cuz you you just cant do what I do
[147.88] 因为你做不了我能做到的事
[147.88] So instead of just admitting it
[149.01] 所以你不承认
[149.01] You walk around and say
[150.32] 仅仅随便走走然后说
[150.32] All kinds of really mean things
[151.63] 所有与我有关的事情都很下流
[151.63] About me cuz youre a meanie a meanie
[155.32] 因为你是一个小人
[155.32] But its only cuz youre
[156.24] 但仅仅是因为
[156.24] Just really jealous of me
[157.19] 你真的是嫉妒我
[157.19] Cuz Im what you want to be
[158.8] 因为我是你想成为的人
[158.8] So you just look like an idiot
[160.67] 所以你看起来像个傻瓜
[160.67] When you say these mean things
[161.98] 当你说这些下流事情的时候
[161.98] Cuz its too easy to see
[163.18] 因为这太容易看出来
[163.18] Youre just a really big weenie big weenie
[166.8] 你就是一个真正的小人
[166.8] Alright now we were going to conduct
[169.11] 好 现在我们将会提起
[169.11] That experiment that we were talking about earlier
[172.22] 我们早些时候提到的实验
[172.22] Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
[175.6] 只是想看看 当青蛙高兴的时候会怎么样
[175.6] Cuz thats exactly what your eyes look like want to check to see
[178.64] 因为那就是你想要看到的事情吗
[178.64] Heres a mirror notice the resemblence here
[180.46] 这有一个镜子 你注意到相似之处了吗
[180.46] Wait let me put these sun glasses on
[182.34] 等等 让我把太阳镜戴上
[182.34] Now look in this mirror how about now
[184.52] 现在照照镜子 怎么样呢
[184.52] What do you have in common
[186.02] 你们有什么相同之处呢
[186.02] Youre both green with envy
[187.39] 你们都十分嫉妒
[187.39] And look like idiots with sunglasses on em
[189.44] 戴着太阳镜看起来就像白痴
[189.44] You look like I sound like singing about weenies
[191.44] 你看起来很像我 听起来就像是嚼着香肠唱着歌
[191.44] Now take my weenie out of your mouth
[194.07] 现在把我的香肠从你嘴里吐出来
[194.07] This is between me and you I know youre not happy
[196.94] 这是我们之间的事 我知道你不高兴
[196.94] I know youd much rather see me
[198.49] 我知道你想看到我
[198.49] Lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
[200.87] 你躺在房间的小角落里哭泣着
[200.87] Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
[203.86] 蜷缩着像一个圆球
[203.86] There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
[207.11] 毫无疑问我的香肠比你的大很多
[207.11] Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
[209.97] 我的很大
[209.97] Why you even doing this to yourself its pointless
[212.91] 你这样做是毫无意义的
[212.91] Why do we have to keep on going through this this is tortuous
[216.03] 为什么我们一定要这样煎熬着呢
[216.03] My point is this
[217.64] 我想说的是
[217.64] That if you say mean things weenie will shrink
[220.4] 你在谈论卑鄙的事
[220.4] Now I fogot what the chorus is your just is
[222.84] 现在我已经忘记了
[222.84] You are just jealous of me
[224.16] 你嫉妒我
[224.16] Cuz you you just cant do what I do
[226.02] 因为你做不了我能做到的事
[226.02] So instead of just admitting it
[227.15] 所以你不承认
[227.15] You walk around and say
[228.34] 仅仅随便走走然后说
[228.34] All kinds of really mean things
[229.65] 所有与我有关的事情都很下流
[229.65] About me cuz youre a meanie a meanie
[233.27] 因为你是一个小人
[233.27] But its only cuz youre
[234.2] 但仅仅是因为
[234.2] Just really jealous of me
[235.20999] 你真的是嫉妒我
[235.20999] Cuz Im what you want to be
[236.94] 因为我是你想成为的人
[236.94] So you just look like an idiot
[238.64] 所以你看起来像个傻瓜
[238.64] When you say these mean things
[239.89] 当你说这些下流事情的时候
[239.89] Cuz its too easy to see
[241.2] 因为这太容易看出来
[241.2] Youre just a really big weenie big weenie
[244.25] 你就是一个真正的小人
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